can i say though there is something so incredibly fringilla about her drunkenly conjuring flowers in her empty glass just to fuck with the bartender and NO ONE NOTICES like even when she’s drunk as shit and has let go of her controlled propriety and she’s finally free and not a pawn any longer… still absolutely no one even looks at her twice i’m–
I love how we all pretend Gwen was the cool suave one in ITSV as if she didn’t introduce herself as “GwaaaaaaaGwanda. My names gwanda. It’s African.” [realizes she is the whitest person to ever white] “I’m South African! I’m from. South Africa. Haha lol.” and then proceeds to lie so horribly that the only reason Miles didn’t catch onto her shit is because he was preoccupied with grabbing her shoulder in the world’s least smooth flirting move and then ripping her hair out
And please keep in mind that there was absolutely zero reason for her to give him a fake name.
why does this give “steve as a manager” vibes? please i need someone to write the steddie fic for this 💀
Steve: Morale is low. Eddie is high.
Eddie (popping out from under the counter like a little gremlin to lick Steve’s cheek): Hi to you too, baby.
Steve: I will be purchasing a full body bubble suit for safety.
I am delighted to inform everyone that the place this guy works at is a sex AND smoke shop iirc, so Eddie could work upstairs (where the smoke shop is) and Steve and Robin could work downstairs in the sex shop. :D
I know this guy from tiktok and I just went on a dive through my saved TikToks to find THIS (where he talks about getting a prank call from a 12 year old), which as multiple comments have pointed out is Incredibly Steve & Dustin coded (which is why I saved it in the first place lol):
